it's all about me

this site is a diversion. i have been beaten down working for the man and clients that don't realize my genius.

this site is hardly usable, definitely not 508 compliant, bandwidth hungry and there is a good chance it will crash your browser. I worry about all that at work, not here.

i am a simple man with a simple plan, i want to work with cool people and build some cool shit.

i am old for a web designer. my cd player holds 5 discs; Tom Wiats, Split Lip Rayfield, Etta James, Harry Nillson, and Gorillaz. i rate italian restaurants by their canollis. if i ever by a dvd player, i am going to buy American Beauty and The Graduate. i wore Addidas Superstars before RUN DMC and hate the fact that the youth of today find them fashionable. one day i will resume the bluegrass banjo lessons i regretfully abandon as a youth. occasionally i worry what ever became of Mark Fydrich. i think they made a big mistake in Florida, and i am still bitter. i miss William S. Burroughs and Charles Bukowski. i like my parents and i can jump higher than you.

michael@ultramicroscopic.com