this is an actual error message i got when trying to post the monkey thing. first time i have ever seen it.

who said computer geeks have not sense of humor?

scientists have trained monkeys to control mechanical robot arms to perform menial tasks.

tell ya what, i'm gonna take a little nap, wake me when these scientists do something truly worthy. if these scientists really want to impress me, invent a simple joystick that allows me to control monkey arms. yeah, now THAT is what the future is all about.

i would use my monkey arms to do many things i prefer not to do with my human arms. things like:

- touching old people. i have always wanted to spend more time with the old people, but i don't want to touch them. some times they need to be repositioned or sponge bathed. monkey arms would be great for that.

- opening bathroom doors, toilet papering public toilet seats, dispensing paper towels, etc. nearly all potty related activities would be better handled by monkey arms so not to place myself at risk of dreaded poo cooties. i would of course draw the line at the wiping procedure, unless the monkey arms were really hot.

- dancing. how great would it be to see monkey arms spelling out Y-M-C-A or doing the macarana!? i could enjoy the fun and excitement that arm dancing offers but not suffer after taste of shame and guilt associated with arm dancing.

i challenge all the lame ass scientists that never delivered on promises of flying cars or super spring basket ball shoes. make the future exciting again. monkey arms for the masses!

what makes the door knob the perfect place to hang a bra? some times so many bras the knob becomes unusable.

soon all the knobs in the house will be adorned, and she will need to start using the outdoor knobs.

i believe the kitchen cupboard knobs may be an ideal place to hang jock straps.

just when i thougt i was home for good, two more unexpected weeks in atlanta stole me from my life.

i am becoming the shitty father i have tried so hard to avoid. on the road more than i am at home. son one asked me to quit my job. i am broken, only my family can fix me. maybe this week i can stay home.

currently spinning on the ipod...
Cat's in the Craddle, Harry Chapin
Father of Mine, Everclear
Poppa was a Rolling Stone, The Temptations

meanwhile, another airport abstraction doodle.