
son three's first halloween was marred by an unfortunate wardrobe malfunction. the wife claims he is supposed to be an elephant. i think he is a dick head.
why a dick head?
- since when do elephants have a scrotum under their trunk
- since when do elephants have a patch of fur just above their trunk that resembles pubic hair?
- since when is an elephant trunk 6 inches long and fully erect?
some where in a tiawanese costume factory, a small man is laughing his little ass off thinking of american mothers proudly parading around little dick head babies.
Posted by griff at November 01, 2004 02:42 PM