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this morning if found my underwear drawer nearly barren, only one pair remained. the last of the skivvies lay waiting. vertical blue and white stripes adorn cloth forming a small pouch and a skimpy backside, joined by only an elastic waist band. a pair my wife gave me 20 or so pounds ago.
my options (other than doing laundry)
- go shopping for new, but what would i wear to the store?
- microwave a dirty pair (much faster than using the washing machine).
- adopt a free range testicle policy for the day.
- wear the stupid thing.
i am now wearing the stupid thing, constantly repositioning and adjusting the boys while simultaneously fishing the ultramicroscopic cloth backside out from my expansive and deep crevasse.
no doubt, today will be the day i slip on a busy side walk and paramedics are forced to cut my pants off as i lie in the street. thousands will gather, including the film crew of fox's world's most dangerous underpants, my fruity little panties will be revealed to all.
Posted by griff at October 18, 2004 10:48 AM