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UPDATE: i will close the guesses at midnight tonight! all is going well and the wife is ready to unleash the monster in her belly. thanks for all the well wishing! I will keep y'all posted.
i have decided to call my wife the microwave. not because she got game like the great vinnie "the microwave" johnson of the 89, 90 world champion pistons. but because she only takes 8.5 months for her to do what most women take 9 months to do. the baby is fully baked and ready to be served.
the doctor is planning to induce labor on 9.1, most likely resulting in a testosterone influenced 4 to 1 house advantage.
anyway, to share in the excitement, i thought it might be a good excuse to crank up the cafe press machine and give something cool away. specifically the magnificently decorated sketch book shown above. guaranteed to make the babes go wild. ladies love an ultramicroscopic man don't cha know.
how might you acquire such a chick magnet? simply predict the hour and minute my 3rd offspring will leap from the most intimate area of my wife. document your prediction in the comments.
to aid you in your calculations, some statistics...
- we will be checking into the hospital at 6 am.
- son one angered the wife with 12 hours of labor
- son two pleased the wife with only 20 minutes of labor
- both sons were induced under petocin
- the doctor broke the water for each
- doctor says she is a "3" what ever that means
- her belly is so big it has it's own gravitational field
if your prediction is within 10 minutes, i will send you a sketchbook (maximum of 5 winners, first five correct predictions made). if no one is within 10 minutes i will send a sketchbook to the closest prediction.
if you really must have the sketchbook but don't know much about babies, go buy it at http://www.cafepress.com/ultracrap.13171268, no mark up, only $7.49.
Posted by griff at August 26, 2004 01:27 PM