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dallas, texas (ap) - evidence has been recovered linking weapons of mass hydration to relatives of the children's liberation front. the same weapons used in a seemingly random but vicious attack july 8th, leaving several critically soaked.
incredibly, it is now believed that the primary target of the CLF was in fact the purchaser and constructor of the weapons. witnesses claim to have seen big dumb dad filling the self propelled projectile casings with a mixture of 2 parts hydrogen per 1 part oxygen. this only moments before the massacre. the mixture was similar, if not the same as a mixture found saturating big dumb dad's clothing after the attack.
the july 8th attack was merciless. the battle field stands littered with shards of rubber casings, and pride.
Posted by griff at August 05, 2004 11:04 AM