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unlike previous get rich quick plans, this one is a sure thing.
imagine your shower, free from the clutter of plastic bottles and gooey soap bars. i know, sounds too good to be true. well, i can make it happen, i have a dream.
ultramicroscopic industries has redesigned the standard shower head and control to not only dispense water, but shampoo, conditioner, shaving cream and chunky style gravy. ultramicroscopic has engaged with utility companies around the world to leverage the existing water grid and deliver an always on, unlimited, in home solution. multiple monthly subscription plans will be offered similar to cable television. base subscriptions will include pert shampoo, gold subscriptions will offer neutrogena and heinz fat free roasted turkey gravy.
i have been traveling with work quite a bit of late and have accumulated many, many of those free 1 oz hotel bottles. all combined, they should get me through the first year. watered down properly, maybe two years.
oh, the gravy? that's just a little fantasy i have and i figure i can't be the only one.