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notification comes that the final easter egg has been recovered from ultrahouse. the lingering scent of burnt chocolate and melting plastic led to a magnificent discovery.
every third electrical outlet in the ultrahouse is consumed by a wonderfully odiferous (that really should be a word) device. these devices use electricity to slow cook special oils. i think they are referred to as "plug in air fresheners". something i never encountered in my bachelor life.
the exceedingly handsome, 230 pound, six foot, three inch tall easter bunny realized these devices make clever holders for small, brightly colored plastic eggs containing chocolate. so clever as a hiding spot, the eggs may go completely unfound on easter day (or even weeks after the day).
the wife discovered one of these odiferous devices held an empty plastic egg shell with a large hole melted away from it's bottom.
i told the wife such great hiding abilities is proof the easter bunny is pure genius. in addition to being a great hiding place, it also included a time release notification if the egg went unclaimed. again, undeniable pure genius.
wife claims the easter bunny is an ass.
Posted by griff at April 27, 2004 02:54 PM