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sometimes for lunch i'll get an egg salad sandwich with bacon, but i don't like egg salad. other days i'll get a b.l.t. but not for the lettuce or tomato. it's all about he bacon. got me wondering, why don't i forget all that other stuff and just get a bacon sandwich?
i'll tell you why, because if you eat too much bacon you will die. that is what THEY say. why bacon contain greater evil than ham or other pig meats?
you know what? i am an adult. i can eat anything i choose. i can eat cake before dinner. screw cabbage and beets. i can mix pixie stix into my pepsi if i desire. i want a triple bacon sandwich, dammit.
some guy here at the office recently had his 20 year anniversary party. the company provided a couple of jumbo fruit plates, cheese, crackers and cake. at my 20 year i'm having bacon. a tray of extra crispy, a tray of thick cut, a tray of canadian bacon, and a bowl of bacon bits to sprinkle on top of my bacon. oh, and a pitcher of bacon juice to wash it down.
now that's livin'.
ultranote - did you know there are 6 or less degrees of seperartion from any food and bacon? see the above graphic for proof.
Posted by griff at April 24, 2004 10:45 AM