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i now realize the poo haiku was a stupid idea. the ultramicroscopic research team has discovered the text messages only confused toilet users. feelings of confusion can lead to constipation resulting in a frustrated toilet user. it's time for ultramicroscopic to return to it's original mission of promoting general good will. ultra microscopic wants to help the users, not hinder.
additional studies have found toilet users desire a comforting and hospitable environment. one that fosters flow.
so, instead of bringing my sharpie pen to the public restroom, i now bring andes creme de menthe thins. i pre-pull a generous amount of paper, fold it fancy like, then top it off with a delicious mint. so far, it seems to be well recieved, soon people will line up to use the stall after me.
i apologize to pain and suffering caused by the poo haiku, enjoy the mint, consider it restitution and a gesture of good will.
Posted by griff at February 19, 2004 01:55 PM