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the underpaid youth consultant (son two, 5 years old) here at ultramicroscopic, recently reported "a frog is better than a sleeping bag". i didn't question his research or sources, i trust it to be true.
admittedly, this finding was a bit of an epiphany for the management here at ultramicroscopic. it is important to compare things, otherwise we would never know what is better. i consulted our tiny consultant further. as a service to the reader, ultramicroscopic is providing the results of our consultant's work.
a jar is better than an elastic waist band
a hat is better than a compass
a string is better than a tree leaf
a plate is better than a fig
aluminum foil is better than toe jam
if you have anything you would like compared, leave it in the comments and i will schedule more time with our consultant. thank you.
Posted by griff at February 09, 2004 01:18 PM