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i just realized campaigning for the presidency is much like attending dentistry school to become a architect. i don't believe it qualifies or prepares the person in any way for the position they aspire to.
i have also realized that i know alarmingly little about the democratic candidates, but i do know just enough to make a decision. it is hardly a topic to waste valuable brain activity on.
as a public service to hew hampshirites, ultramicroscopic has put together a comprehensive quick reference voters guide. hopefully this guide will aid you in a quick decision so you can return to porn surfing and mp3 stealing.
howard dean - proved there are not as many bloggers in iowa as originally thought.
john kerry - i think he's the one with the artificial leg made from munster
cheese, right?
dennis kucinich - once ate an entire goat in a single sitting.
joe leiberman - is mildly retarded but had eye lid surgery to conceal it.
wesley clark - old military guy, wait, how is that possible? he can't be a democrat.
john edwards - talks to dead people who want to let you know they are ok.
al sharpton - highly entertaining hair that seems to have a platform of it's own.
other guy - i think his name is gephardt?
well, i think the choice is obvious, go forth and vote!
Posted by griff at January 27, 2004 11:02 AM