dear extreme right,
all this talk about what is a marriage and what is not has me confused.
my wife and i have been married for 10 years. i have a sex change operation scheduled for next tuesday. will this effectively downgrade our marriage to civil union status?
if so, could she in turn have a sex change to get us back to married status?
I have an ongoing thing with a hermaphrodite that might be worth leaving my wife for. if we were to marry, is there anything like a half married status?
what if i marry the hermaphrodite and rosey o'donnel. together i assume they count as one woman between them and everything would be cool again, right?
i look forward to your guidance, i understand your concern in my personal issues and the last thing i would ever want you to lose sleep over is my marital status. worse yet, i would feel terrible if my personal actions some how cheapened your marriage. i believe there is no work to be done in this country as important as the work you are doing.
p.s. have i accrued any credit for the 10 years (that's 1,825 times longer than britney lasted!) that can be applied to future relationships?
love,
griff