non issues for an election year
01:23:2004

dear extreme right,

all this talk about what is a marriage and what is not has me confused.

my wife and i have been married for 10 years. i have a sex change operation scheduled for next tuesday. will this effectively downgrade our marriage to civil union status?

if so, could she in turn have a sex change to get us back to married status?

I have an ongoing thing with a hermaphrodite that might be worth leaving my wife for. if we were to marry, is there anything like a half married status?

what if i marry the hermaphrodite and rosey o'donnel. together i assume they count as one woman between them and everything would be cool again, right?

i look forward to your guidance, i understand your concern in my personal issues and the last thing i would ever want you to lose sleep over is my marital status. worse yet, i would feel terrible if my personal actions some how cheapened your marriage. i believe there is no work to be done in this country as important as the work you are doing.

p.s. have i accrued any credit for the 10 years (that's 1,825 times longer than britney lasted!) that can be applied to future relationships?

love,
griff

Posted by griff at January 23, 2004 01:42 AM
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