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passenger 24c, i don't hate you because you are fat, i hate you because the friction and heat between our thighs is causing our sweat to co-mingle in a way only lovers should experience.
passenger 25d, i don't hate you for your extraordinarily clean teeth. i hate you for thinking an airplane is a good place to bust out your dental floss and free the rotting flesh of the big mac meal from between your teeth.
passenger 23d, i don't hate you for the 27 second gaps in your breathing caused by a wicked case of sleep apnea. i hate you for making me fear you may die on this plane and possibly delay my arrival in dallas.
passenger 24c, i don't hate you for being randomly placed beside me. i hate you for not being the woman randomly placed in 23c that greatly resembles selma hyek and smells like a petite and fragile wildflower riding a spring breeze.
finally, passenger 24e, i don't hate you for your natural curriosity and interest in me, i hate you for constantly peeking at my sketch book attempting to read what i am writting andd wondering if i will write about you. fuck off you nosey bastard.
Posted by griff at August 28, 2003 05:55 AM