the other night, we went out to celebrate the wife's sister's birthday. old, married, and the owner of 2 offspring, i am unpracticed in the way of modern interaction between men and women in clubs of the night.
momentarily separated from the wife and sister-in-law, a woman stopped me to ask if i was wearing underwear. i told her i was. she then asked if she could have it. i told her no, it was my lucky pair and i didn't think my wife would approve.
back at the table i told the wife how i nearly lost my underwear. surprisingly, she responded by asking me why i didn't give up the skivvies.
i didn't know i could. I just assumed over the last ten years of marriage that underwear trading was not acceptable behavior. so, now i am in business. anyone out there tired of their current underwear situation and up for a trade?
mine are low mileage, fruit of the loom, tighty whities with only slight skid mark damage.
Posted by griff at June 05, 2003 09:41 AM