the tiniest of neighbors
06:05:2003

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since moving, we seem to meet new neighbors daily. i discovered the above dwelling attached to my dwelling.

a beautiful and meticulously crafted spherical home about the size of a dime. they are the good neighbors, no late night parties, no domestic disputes, no barking pets, no burdon of small talk when we pass, and never do they borrow tools or a cup of sugar.

the wife does not like these neighbors. she gave immediate orders to destroy the tiny dwelling. she justified the order of destruction by claiming the occupants were harboring stingers of mass destruction and if nothing was done, they may some day deploy the stingers on our children. who am i to blow against the wind?

ultranote - destruction of the dwelling revealed no stingers of mass destruction. i was beginning to feel bad about what i had done until my wife told me the occupants of the dwelling were in cahoots with the fire ants, my long time nemesis.

ultra-ultranote - i have been watching the fire ants for some time now. they seem to work independently, and have no allies. my wife said that was of no concern, what was important was that i had liberated the little guys. but i am not really sure from what. i guess i think too much.

Posted by griff at June 05, 2003 09:37 AM
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