why i love my wife #219
05:29:2003

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i love my wife for the occasional and somewhat rare appearances of adriana. adriana is what i named one of the wife's alter egos. adriana is similar to the wife, but with a slightly more exotic name.

the wife makes love, adriana gets busy. the wife tops her deserts with whipped cream, adriana tops me with whipped cream. the wife lovingly raises my boys, adriana punishes me for being a naughty boy. i think you get the idea.

so, you will believe me when i tell you, my jaw dropped and i experienced a stirring in the most manly of regions when I saw the above photo in the latest victoria’s secret mail order catalog.

it looks like i am not the only one with a dirty little ariana.

ultranote – why is it cool to have uncomfortable hard plastic beads that spell out your name threaded across a see through thong but it is totally uncool when i scrawl my name in magic marker across the elastic waistband of my fruit of the looms.

Posted by griff at May 29, 2003 02:18 AM
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