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ok kids, do I need to put a "do not try this at home disclaimer" on this blog?
it has come to my attention that one of you has an entire blog dedicated to this activity.
i am flattered, but really, do you want the sum total of you existence used to wipe a strangers ass only to end up swirling the bowl.
um, but while you are at it here are a few very important messages I need you to deliver:
- perhaps you need triple ply
- i once was a great tree, now look at me
- wiping 4 or more times is considered ass play
- sars free toilet paper for your peace of mind
- you’re a winner, redeem me for valuable prizes