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pictured above is the wife's most recently purchased accoutrement to adorn the new casa.
i call it the tinkle machine.
if you listen very closely, slightly audible above the whiring of a cheap water pump, you might hear the sounds of trickling water. the wife says many people find this sound soothing and peacefull.
who? certainly not survivors of the titanic, prisoners of war in china, that dutch boy, the wicked witch, and myself.
to me it is a constant reminder that i have to pee. these are not pleasent sounds to the guinness record holder for the world's smallest bladder (nearly ultramicroscopic in size).