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in the mind of a gold pinky ring wearing sales guy, this (pictured above) is a fully comprehensive, highly detailed blueprint for an internet portal containing in-depth content and multiple killer applets that will send the client over the moon.
so planned and detailed this is, it eliminates the need for any type of discovery or design phase. this is the key that allows us to "just build the fucker".
in my mind, this is a piece of shit scribbled on a bedside hotel scratch pad devoid of any ties to reality at 3am after a 14 martini, ass kissing bender with a client representative nick-named "the human sponge" that has absolutely no authority to make any spending decision over $50.
some how unbeknownst to me, within the next 48 hours, i will turn this piece of shit into a visually stunning highly usable and accessible internet portal containing fascinating in-depth content and multiple killer applets that load over a 28.8 in less than 2 second and will send the client over mars.
Posted by griff at May 12, 2003 09:06 AM