
i am glad to see my letter writing campaign is finally showing results. walking past the gap yesterday, i noticed they are no longer ignoring the fashion needs of headless children. they now have a full line of clothing dedicated to the headless.
bravo, gap. i, for one applaud your bold new direction. you are a shining beacon and a fine role model. no longer will these children be fashion misfits.
unfortunately, many corporations simply turn their heads and look the other way. chick-fil-a refuses to serve headless children in their restaurants. sure, there is no official policy or written guidelines, but i know it to be true. i have never seen headless children eating at chick-fil-a.
shame on you, chick-fil-a