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what i have learned about the war from my television
1. every soldier has a pregnant wife waiting at home and on morning shows.
2. we're winning, no wait, ... we're losing, no wait, ... we're winning, no wait, ...
3. the massive coalition war machine roles on completely unaffected by zero visibility sand storms.
4. the most wicked and technologically advanced killing machine (known as the apache helicopter) can be brought down with a pea shooter.
5. the war will last only a couple of weeks, no wait, ... a month, no wait, ... a long time.
6. turkey is our ally, no wait, ... turkey is our enemy, no wait, ...
7. saddam has no respect for the geneva convention and rules of war. the u.s. never use tactics that might violate the geneva convention.
8. dubya is much to busy with the war to learn how to pronounce "nuclear" or "iraq"
9. gps pinpoint bombing can be accurate within 10 meters.
10. gps pinpoint bombing is generally ineffective.
11. tony blair is an upstanding man of integrity, no wait, ... he is a puppet, no wait, ...
12. michael moore and natalie maines can generate more chatter and debate in 38 seconds than george and tony could in a 3 hour press conference.
13. investors are very fickle and confused.
14. we all want this thing to end, no wait, ...
hmmmm, i guess i really have not learned much at all. maybe i need a bigger television.
Posted by griff at March 28, 2003 09:11 AM