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several people here have informed me of the existence of my evil twin down the hall.
evil twin part 1, the unfortunate urinal event
one of my co-workers had a close encounter with my evil twin in the bathroom recently. the co-worker was standing at the urinal when he saw me (or so he thought) in his peripheral vision saddle up to the urinal next to him. assuming it was me and that there was no one else in the bathroom, he greeted the evil twin with a loud and extended "GRRRRRRrrrrrRRRIFF!!". evil twin stood quietly peeing. no response made the co-worker think that perhaps i was embarrassed and did not want to talk. they both continued to urinate in silence. it was not till they washed hands, that the co-worker realized it was not me. he said nothing. co-worker told me it was very embarrassing.
evil twin part 2, universes collide
the evil twin and i know of each others existence, but have never spoke. we look at the ground when passing in the halls. we respect our parallel universes and understand the importance of keeping them from colliding.
till today.
we walked towards each other, the hallway offered no turn offs or escapes between he and i. i tried to watch the floor, but glanced up only a few feet from him. he glanced up also. our eyes locked, we could not look away. i was looking into a mirror, an evil mirror. his mouth opened, "...grramph...".
i offered little in return, just sorta raised my eyebrows. we passed each other and kept walking.
i still am not sure what he mumbled, but it doesn't matter. he broke the silence. nothing good can come from this, we now share the same universe.
i think he is scheming some thing. i think a battle royale to the death for the griff identity is unavoidable. if you notice a slight change in the content of this blog, perhaps a touch of evil, you will know i have lost the battle.
Posted by griff at March 07, 2003 02:04 PM