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an excerpt from the sxsw web awards email i received today...
THE PEOPLE'S CHOICE AWARD - Each year the People's Choice Award is presented to the online public's favorite finalist from the SXSW Website Competition. Rally your audience to vote your site the best!
oh, now i understand. the people's choice award goes to only one of the finalists regardless of the category (i misinterpreted that in a previous entry)! and, i am encouraged to "rally" the vote! in fact, people can vote once a day!
now this will require strategy, "greg" has the jump on me and has turned airbag into "Airbag Buffy the Vampire Slayer Super Happy Fansite!" quickly garnering the affection of 648 buffy fans. ah, he is a clever one and a worthy opponent!
now "greg" has much to offer you, intelligence, wit, purdy photographs, and even coherent textual posts. i can offer none of that, but i do have something he does not.
i am bootylicious. my fabulous pooper is something to behold. young girls squeal, ladies quiver, gay men giggle, and toilet seats beg for my attention.
that's right, i am resorting to the lowest common denominator, NUDITY. upon wining the people's choice, there will be a full moon rising here at ultramicroscopic. not just any moon, but the most gloriously handsome moon you have ever witnessed.
i say let the people speak! free the moon! vote here!
above is a badge containing subliminal messages. i predict within hours, every page on the internet will contain one.