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i have been working on a mathmatical formula that will no doubt clinch a nobel prize. i am making shelf space now.
recently my wife had a colonoscopy (no worries, it's all good all up in there). they gave her photos to remember the experience. not really the type of photos you might put in the family album. these were photo of uncharted territories no person has ever visited (or at least i hope).
now, i have always enjoyed looking at my wifes butt, but these intimate photos did not provide the same enjoyment. infact i would go so far as to say the photos were revolting.
this got me thinking, why were they revolting?
the distance! distance between my eyeballs and the butt. i have become obsessed with find the exact distance when an ass crosses the fine line of interesting to disgusting. so, in the name of science, i have been looking at a lot of ass lately noting the distance/interest relationship.
i have discovered that most butts lose their appeal at the distance of 10 inches. there are a rare few that are still good up to about 6 inches but all asses are disgusting any closer than that.
there are also a select few that are disgusting at all distances.