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the dallas tolway has some problems...
- people don't pay at the toll booths
- people don't slow down at the toll booths
- 75 cents in change is a pain in the ass
- errent quarters miss the basket and litter the ground
- the toll trools are always in a bad mood
the way i see it if your not part of the solution, your part of the problem. strictly in the interest of making this city a better place to live, i have a few suggestions...
- make the toll an even dollar (but not 4 quarters)
- replace the toll booths with poles
- replace the coin catching basket with a g-string
- replace the toll troll with a major hottie
- replace those blinding white lights with black lights
- replace the toll troll's tiny hand held a.m. radio tuned a ukrainian news station to a bass boomin' 10,000 watt system pumping out hair metal from the 80's (perhaps motley crue's girls girls girls).
how great would that be?