jug head plan #399
01:11:2003

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here is my plan to get rich, don't tell that guy next to you, this is just between you and i.

you know those dollar stores? the ones where everything in the store costs a dollar. people love those stores.

well, i'm going to open a million dollar store, every thing inside will cost a million dollars. all i have to do is sell one thing and i am a millionaire, set for life.

some one of a kind objects i might stock would be solid gold oven mitts, elephant man bones, oversized furniture made from the bones of white tigers, televisions with real little people inside acting out shows, and omeletts made from fabrege eggs.

Posted by griff at January 11, 2003 11:03 PM
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