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how am i an ass? let me count the ways...
1. hey, first come first serve, gimpy. if you want the spot, get up out of your wheelchair and fight for it.
2. hey, my neighbor bought a yellow hummer, so i had to get the white one. that's the way we do it in the burbs of dallas.
3. hey, i had nothing better to spend $50,000 on!
4. hey, at least i didn't take up the whole handicapped spot, plenty of room for a gimp on a bicyle!
5. yeah, those are dealer plates, just bought it, it's a christmas gift for my wife. this gift really embodies the christmas spirit!
6. hey, if i take it off road, my tires might get dirty! never gonna happen.