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here at the spacious and odor free offices of ultramicroscopic, we spend over 8 minutes a day manufacturing mundane content and thinking about you. without you, we would only be ltramicroscopic. you all show your appreciation by posting confused, rambling, non-sequitur comments. we appreciate your appreciation.
to show our appreciation, we would like to individually recognize one of you. mike whybark was able to overcome his ridiculous last name (a name my neighbors dog has never contemplated at 2 am) and graciously left the 1,000th comment! he will be rewarded with a special edition lunch box.
the box is constructed of the finest tin gathered from the exotic and dangerous tin mines of lower slobovia. it has been hand crafted by some very handsome and smart dolphins wearing robotic hands at the bottom of the sea. ultramicroscopic contracted the single most gifted and skilled graphic designer in all the land to add the "ultramicroscopic" touch, resulting in a lunch box that is fit for framing.
ultramicroscopic only wishes we could provide everyone with special edition lunch boxes, but time and rabid squirrels make that impossible. perhaps mr. whybark will share with all of you, if you ask politely.
ultramicroscopic is not responsible for any injury or dismemberment resulting from the use of the lunch box.
mike, if you email us your home address, we will stalk, er, i mean send your prize just in time for you to ditch it at the office chrismas gift exchange.