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when i saw my wife in the garage painting some old furniture, i freaked. she was using my prize possession t-shirt as a paint smock.
me - "What are you doing in that shirt!
wife - "what!?, it's just an ancient rag from your closet.
me - "ancient, i just won that!"
i won the shirt in a sand volley ball league what seemed like a couple of years ago. as i checked it for paint splatter, i read the text across the chest. "Sand Volleyball Champions, 1993". 1993!?!? that must have been a misprint.
the shirt is nearly a decade old. manufactured back when oj simpson was known as a football player.
this made me curious of what else lives in the closet that time forgot. that shirt was a recent acquire compared to most items.
now, i have always accepted that i do not have the best taste in clothes, but combined with being 10 years out of date, i am horrified. which brings me to jug head plan #72.
all clothes should be stamped with an expiration date. jackets, 6 years. shirts, 2 years. underwear, 6 months.
i need that type of guidence.