
i think my wife just attempted to have phone sex with me. i know lots of dirty words. she only knows one or two, and she can't bring herself to say them aloud, no matter how hard she tries.
it went something like this...
i can't wait to get my hands on you, when you get home, i am gonna..., um, well you know, and after that we are gonna ...um do things and then your gonna do things then um...,
the desired result was not achieved.
she just ended up laughing maniacally, and hung up the phone.
Posted by griff at December 16, 2002 12:10 PM