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upon returning home from my grandfathers funeral in michigan, my wife informed me of another family death. a cracked cylinder head in our saturn has rendered the car useless (at less than 60,000 miles).
i see three options.
option one. fork over $2,500 dollars to fix a $4,000 dollar 7 year old car.
option two. fork over $25,000 to replace it with a new minivan.
option three. leave a sack of flaming turds on the saturn dealership door step.
this event is only one of many that are shaping up the holiday season to be a memorable one.
ho, ho, fucking ho.
Posted by griff at November 27, 2002 12:58 PM