tales from the office #24
11:20:2002

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moments ago, i witnessed a major urinal etiquette infraction of titanic proportion.

2 men walk into the restroom together discussing a project. the first man stops at urinal 1. the second man skips urinal 2 and saddles up to urinal 3, properly creating a courtesy buffer. when the first man sees the second went directly to urinal 3, he packs up and moves to urinal two (in order to continue the conversation i assume).

it was at this point i threw the yellow infraction flag.

dude, i can hear you just fine a urinal away. there is no reason to get all up in there and shit.

I am the miss manors of urinal etiquette and i have documented previous infractions here and here.

Posted by griff at November 20, 2002 01:04 PM
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