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wife has identified several things about me (no need for sleep, "creepy" drawings, love of mustard and spam sandwiches, etc.) that she will eventually use in divorce court to prove my mental instability. the latest was the desire to stand freezing, scanning the sky in the middle of a cornfield at 4:30 am.
me: "i'm getting up at four a.m. to watch the leonid meteor shower"
wife:"you better set your alarm."
me: "nah, i have a little clock in my head that tells me when to get up. don't you have a clock in your head?"
wife: "yeah, it says never get up."