son one and i recently joined the ymca indian guides (kind of like scouts but more politically incorrect). we had to make up indian names for ourselves. i choose the indain name of "wind maker" based upon my gastronomic abilities. a small inside joke (as well as a built in excuse for inopportune slippage) for my tribe mates. little did i know the name would be printed on the back of the tribe shirts which are worn monthly to events attended by many many other tribes.
oh, and with two sons, i will potentially be stuck with this name for 5 years.
my punishment for being a smart ass, i suppose.
could be worse, indian names i rejected included; little snake, beaver hunter, and dances with wood.