the power of suggestion
11:27:2002

when i was small, i once heard my grandpa playfully say "co-inky-dink" instead of "coincidence". from that moment on, when ever the word is used, i read or hear it to be co-inky-dink. i can not say the word without thinking co-inky-dink.

i suppose it is a delitefull little legacy my grandpa has left me, but after 30 some odd years of it, i am nearly insane.

it is now my turn. a legacy i shall leave for you.

so, through the power of suggestion, the sentences below will forever change your thought patterns. welcome to hell.

reader beware, if you are easily influnced, stop reading now. why are you still reading? ok, you asked for it.

the suggestion:

for evermore, whenever you read or hear the word "public", you will replace it with the word "pubic". then you will curse my name under your breath.

sorry.

Posted by griff at November 27, 2002 02:06 AM
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