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i have a new hobby to pass the time. when pooping in public restrooms, i write notes for future poopers to find on the toilet paper roll. things like:
- where have you been, i miss you.
- 8:45 tomorrow morning at the coffee machine.
- i like your socks.
- i pee'd on the seat.
- please be my poo pal, leave me a note.
- please stop leaving butt crud on the seat, you fucking cave man.
- just think, we both pooped in the same potty, weird, huh?
- you'll pay for the evil things you have done.
- as you sit here, i am sneezing on your phone receiver.
- thanks for hogging the handicap stall, asshole. signed the cripple.
- we have traced the writings, they are coming from the stall next to you. get out now!
look for my literary genius on a roll near you soon.
Posted by griff at November 05, 2002 12:40 AM