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the international association of angst ridden art directors (iaarad) has mandated the use of physical force as response to specific client requests.
the client request, "make it sexy, we need more sizzle" warrants a three stooges two finger eye poke.
the client statement, "I know,... use the "shaking hands" (one white, the other black) clip art!" warrants a swift punch to the groin area.
the client request, "can you make the logo spin (or rotate) in 3d?" warrants a boxing of the ears.
the client demand, "the logo needs to be bigger." warrants a wet willie followed by a titty twister.
the client statement, "maybe if you combined the cutting edge comp with the conservative comp..." warrants a double fisted wedgie.
the client statement, "I'm going to run this creative concept by carl our night shift custodian, he took some adult-ed art classes." warrants a bare handed disembowelment.
the client request, "can we go back to the way it was when..." warrants the use of a sack of door knobs about the head and face.
local law enforcement has been notified of these exceptions to the laws regarding assault and will not pursue legal action against any art director forced to execute any of the above actions.