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in the 3rd grade, i learned that monkeys and dolphins are the smartest of all animals. when i was 8, i was fairly sure monkeys (you know, the whole opposable thumb thing give them a distinct advantage over the dolphins) would soon rule the planet.
so, here i sit many years later, fully prepared. I have my monkey slave name picked out (oo-oo-ah-ah), i bought a lighted helmet to work the banana mines, and i had the ridge above my eyes surgically enhanced to fall in favor with the monkey queen.
i am still waiting, and they have not even formed a union yet. they just seem to sit around their cages masturbating all day.
hey, maybe they are smart.
Posted by griff at October 24, 2002 08:58 AM