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seems many talk about heaven, but no one really knows how it all works. I am curious about the house rules and if there are vacations to other destinations.
i plan on having many wives here on earth. which one spends eternity with me? i hope it's my future ex, the stripper, from vegas. probably not.
some times i have an incredible urge to rock out with AC/DC. now surely bon scott and the boys will not be there, but will their music? i just can't rock out to dc talk or jars of clay, it's not the same.
what about pets. i have had many cats, i wouldn't mind seeing chubby again, but fellini was kind of a pain in the ass.
some say gays would not be allowed, rats, that means no decent interior decorators, live theatre, or attentive flight attendants.
i enjoy baseball. i really like the designated hitter rule, but it seems kind of like cheating. i bet they play national league rules. booooooaring!
will i be the skinny me or the fat me? hmmm, that reminds me, some one told me all fast food companies are evil except for chick-fil-a. chick-fil-a sucks. must fill pockets with mcdonald's fries before i go.
what about all the people that want me in their heaven, but i don't want them in mine.
i doubt the premium cable package is an option, hbo can't exist without the f word.
x box or playstation?
eternal bliss would start to wear on me after a few weeks. can you imagine never feeling sad? can you imagine all the cheese sandwich blog entries?
i probably should be more concerned with the amenities and conditions of hell.
Posted by griff at October 14, 2002 02:40 AM