in other "what the hell is happening to my body" news, 2 weeks ago i spotted 7 pure white whiskers in my beard. not grey, but snow white. not to worry, i just figured my powers for good had increased.
today i noticed another in my eyebrow. what is causing this. am i morphing into edgar winter (note to self, must learn guitar riff for Frankenstein very soon)? is it true every 5th generation male in my family becomes an albino yeti?
i am watching my pubic hair very suspiciously and carefully.
Posted by griff at October 07, 2002 01:27 PM