jughead theory #89
10:07:2002

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acne is not an adolescent problem, rather a cyclicle event peaking every 18 years. at 36 i am peaking again with my 2nd cycle. this explains the topographically correct map of the tanggula mountain range on my back.

similarly the male libido is also on an 18 year cylce. this explains why i have renewed interest in my wife's goodies, and why i am chasing her around the house playing grab-ass.

the sychronization of both cycles is not a coincidence, the acne cycle keeps the libido cycle in check, ensuring the male is unattractive, foiling his chances.

more research on this theory is needed, if you are a 72 year old (4th cycle) horny, pizza face, i would like to hear from you.

Posted by griff at October 07, 2002 01:22 PM
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