"we are looking for some fresh ideas, we don't want this to look anything like the stereotype our industry has fallen into. we need you to step outside of the box."
translates to:
"simply steal our competitors site and trade their logo for ours"

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"is this on schedule to make the january launch date?"
translates to:
"we forget about a vegas trade show in three weeks. is there any way we can have it done for the show?"

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"can the logo spin and fly in from the left?"
translates to:
"i'm a creative director trapped in an accountants body, the spinning logo will liberate me and my boss will recognize my true genius."