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we adopted a 2nd cat. now we will go through the name game again. my plan is to keep adopting cats till we can finally name one ah-pook (the destroyer).
actually this is all part of my master plan, these are the first steps.
when i am really old, i will have a house with a huge wooden porch. i will sit in a rocking chair on my porch with a thousand cats. cats will sit on my shoulders, weave in and out between my legs, and one will wag her tail under the runner of the rocking chair with perfect timing so never to get pinched.
i will smell like tuna fish and wear a white t shirt stained with yesterdays lunch, sweat, and bicycle grease.
i will sit on the porch all day waiting for small children to retrieve a ball or to step on my yard. then i will yell, "hey, you rotten kids stay offa my yard!" as i shake a long bony finger at them.
to the neighborhood kids, i will be known as "mean old man griff".
Posted by griff at September 18, 2002 08:45 AM