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washing your towels is unnecessary. the second you step out of the shower, you are the cleanest you will be all day. the towel you use is only whisking clean water from your body. the towel never gets dirty.
extrapolating this thought further helped me reach another conclusion.
you can eat off your toilet seat.
stepping out of the shower, my butt cheeks are the cleanest they will be all day. i immediately slip into my freshly laundered crossbreed boxer/brief underwear. instantly my cheeks are protected from germs looking for a place to land or random globs of flying peanut butter.
i then put on clean pants, a second layer to protect my pristine cheeks from any failure my underwear my have. if i tuck in my shirt, a third layer of protection is gained. behind these protective sheaths, the cheeks are safe. rarely handled and never exposed to the light of day.
so, when the time to poo arrives, contact with the toilet seat is really the first contact my cheeks have had since the bar of soap and wire scrub brush in the shower. if anything, my ass is polishing the seat.
it seems most people at the office also wear things to cover their ass. by lunchtime, that seat has been buffed by dozens of fresh clean butt cheeks. i know where i am eating my lunch tomorrow!
Posted by griff at September 09, 2002 03:25 PM