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i am a little taller than average, but probably not as tall as you think. the following conversation happens so often i have it memorized.
some guy "how tall are you?"
me "six-two or three, i am not really sure."
some guy "no way, i am six foot, and if i am six foot you are at least six five."
me "hmm, that's interesting"
i wonder if this conversation ever happens with shaq?
some guy "how tall are you?"
shaq "seven-two."
some guy "no way, i am six foot, and if i am six foot you are at least nine five."
shaq "shut up, punk ass"
i wonder if this conversation ever happens to Verne Troyer (mini me)?
some guy "how tall are you?"
Vern "thirty two inches."
some guy "no way, i am seventy two inches, and if i am seventy two inches you are no more than 2 feet."
Vern "whatever, shaq"
the psychology behind these conversations probably give the female readers some insight to the male brain and it's obsession with fudging measurements.
Posted by griff at August 29, 2002 07:33 AM