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yesterday, juicy green apples. today, wild raspberries. tomorrow, only my wife knows.
i have not bought shampoo since i married, nine years ago. my hair is a second class citizen in our house. my wife's flowing red locks rule. my shampoo is whatever she judges to be unsuitable for her hair.
i am barred from the shampoo du jour, only the leftovers which are designated by appearing on the lower shelf in the shower. my hair often peeks at the top shelf with wonderment and jealousy my hands can never touch the top shelf shampoo.
the worst one she purchased off the internet. she picked the ingredients and named it herself. the label read "adrienne's queen b shampoo". after only two applications she deemed it not even worthy of my hair.
Posted by griff at August 27, 2002 12:25 AM