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i was chillin' on the patio with the cool kids and realized my bottle was empty again. i went inside to trade in the empty at the bar. a tall brunette with a devilish look in her eye takes notice of me. she is standing next to me. she is not shy, her hand moved up by back letting me know she is available. i look at her and smile a "thanks, but no thanks" smile. i quickly break for the bathroom.
i was just hit on. this is a rare situation for a big goofy out of shape married guy with a bad haircut.
in the bathroom, i start to think. hmmmmm, yea, i still got it. i turn to wash my hands and see myself in the mirror. the "hi my url is..." name sticker on my chest is the only thing i can see.
sudden realization.
i was not hit on. obviously mrs. flirty was playing a game with her girlfriends. who could find the biggest geek to tease, all for laughs. i was carrie.
we'll see who has the biggest laugh when i hack into her AOL account and change her bookmarks!
Posted by griff at August 22, 2002 08:51 AM