broken compass
09:13:2002

where do you want to go to dinner?

hooters.

yea, right, where else?

no, really, let's go to hooters.

i don't feel good about the way women are treated there.

hey, they choose to work there!

an argument i'm sure many couples have had. the difference being my wife suggested hooters, and i was taking the moral high ground. she loves the wings, but the primary driver is that kids eat free on saturdays. those two factors quickly over rode the moral and righteous upbringing we had planned on providing our 2 boys.

she assured me the boys are still too young to notice the scantly clad waitresses. i would like to believe this, but as a child, my fascination with boobs was my primary motivation for learning to walk (enabling me to search, ogle and chase them).

people often wonder what is the cost of raising a child with no morals compass. wonder no more, it is the price of a kids meal, $2.95.

Posted by griff at September 13, 2002 10:29 AM
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