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friday evening we attended a kindergarten kickoff sort of dinner thingy for son one. a few observations.
1. my grade school teachers looked like old retired pirates, my sons teachers look like they could be moonlighting at gentleman's clubs or that van halen video.
2. the principle was skinny and unimpressive. i think i could take him.
3. i asked the gym teacher when they would start playing dodge ball. he said they don't play those types of games any more. they are raising a generation of wussies.
4. i could have sorted the kindergarteners into their future cliques (geeks, jocks, band buddies, stoners, sluts, brainiacs, dweebs, and youth groupies) with 98% accuracy.
Posted by griff at August 18, 2002 11:13 AM